When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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