Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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