we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
