so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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