sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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