508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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