One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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