why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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