Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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