that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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