did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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