did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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