yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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