He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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