Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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