Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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