Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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