think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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