dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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