there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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