dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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