i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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