how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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