y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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