i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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