This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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