So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I understand Curling. That high.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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