is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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