So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My dick has a subreddit
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
