Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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