But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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