i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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