Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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