I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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