and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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