check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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