So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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