Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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