school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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