i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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