summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize