so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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