awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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