Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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