Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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