If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hotel room ftw
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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