i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
