Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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