if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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