You're so nebulous sometimes
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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