spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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