My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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