me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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