JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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