Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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