we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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