Michael Bay diarrhea
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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