i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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